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I was out to dinner with my best friend, his wife, his wife friend(trying get us together), his wife sister & her boyfriend. So we were having a good time & then my buddy cracked a joke which was fine cause i ordered a Taco Salad at a mexican joint. So the sisters Boyfriend starts cracking jokes on me cause im eating a salad & this dude wouldn’t stop & he did it to the point were almost every word out his mouth was pretty much about me eating a salad but was referring to me as a sissy. Meanwhile this kid is 5 ft nothing & has eyebrows thicker then a catipilar. just looking for something to just embarrass this kid & make him feel like a little tool. Just fun nothing bad but payback is key lol.

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Can Anyone Help Me Out With Short Person Jokes And Thick Eyebrows?