eyelash growth

BREAKING NEWS! Someone has invented fake eyelashes for your car…”CarLashes“. try to contain your excitement, everyone.

I can’t believe I’m even writing about this but it’s just too moronic not to comment on. CarLashes were invented by a man (weird) who wanted to give women the chance to “dress up your headlights with a touch of fashion and a twinkle of crystal.” thanks, dude! I have been dreaming about putting eyelashes on my car! This is exactly what the world needs. I’m so glad that someone is using their brain to invent something so important.

CarLashes fit most cars, attach easily with tape, are removable and will not damage the paint. That’s all fine and good, but until this guy invents CarEyes that can actually see and will drive my car home for me at 3:00 AM so that I can sleep the whole way, I’m not impressed.

If you think you need a set of CarLashes (you don’t), you can check them out here.

Jealous, boys? wish you had a ridiculous, embarrassing and completely unnecessary accessory for your car? no worries. you can get your own Carstache (car mustaches)! The “Classic Black Carstache” will only cost you $39.00 of your hard earned money.

You’re welcome!

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